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Charity Challenge Sees Man Push A Sprout Up Mount Snowdon … With His Nose

PUSHING a sprout up Snowdon was never in Stuart Kettell’s long term plans a year ago, but that’s exactly what he did last month. Kettell, from the West Midlands, took three days to reach the 3,560ft...

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Oops! UK Council Destroys Banksy Immigration Mural

AUTHORITIES in southern England were embarrassed but defensive last month after telling workers to destroy a mural they later realized was created by the internationally famous graffiti artist Banksy....

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World Pie Eating Championships Controversy As Pies Not Competition Size

Former World Pie Eating Champion Barry Rigby’s time was declared void. Turmoil ensues after work experience chef sends the competition pies to a divorce party in Wigan THE ANNUAL World Pie Eating...

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Magic Mushrooms Found In Buckingham Palace Garden By TV’s Titchmarsh

TV GARDENER Alan Titchmarsh last month stumbled across an hallucinogenic fungi growing in the Queen’s garden at Buckingham Palace. The TV presenter and gardening expert discovered the fungi while...

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Sheep To Be Used As WiFi HotSpots And Environmental Aids

A STUDY by professors at Lancaster University will see sheep acting as mobile WiFi hotspots as a spin-off from tracking devices. Metro reports that Professor Gordon Blair and his team will also add...

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Department Store’s Out Of Order Toilet Sign Apologises For Any ‘Incontinence’

A DEBENHAM’S sign maker was probably redfaced last month when their error was pointed out to them on a store toilet door. Instead of using the word “inconvenience” on the sign, the apology was “for any...

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Petition For North Of England To Join Scotland Gaining

IN WHAT suggests that many are not happy with the Conservative Party earning another term as Government in Britain, a petition has been launched for the North of England to join Scotland. It has been...

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10 Most, And Least‘Working Class’ Cities In UK

MANY Brits grew up working class back in the UK, and a Monty Python sketch satirised “how bad” they had it as kids. But there is now a list that shows us the most and lease working class areas back...

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Essex Lady Nabs Little Bargain On The Internet … But, Unfortunately It was...

SHOPPING for online bargains was brand new to Christine Harford. So, imagine her excitement at the good luck of spotting two beautiful deck chairs at £1.89 last month. A quick click and Harford, 55,...

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Husband Sees ‘The Sign’, Literally, That He’s Been Caught Cheating

A LADY named Lisa put some good imagination, and money, to work last month when she discovered her husband had been cheating on her. And, rather than follow a “familiar trodden path”, for example...

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